treescab:

I feel like Erisolsprite represents me at this moment.
Sorry this sucks so bad, guys.
 

children screaming outside my door. ew.

morganida:

BIG GUN BIG RESPONSIBILITY

I don’t want pancakes, Sollux, I want to die, or alternatively, get drunk and then die. Where are the pancakes in either of those options, Sollux? Can you find them? This will be like fucking connect-the-dots for assholes, except instead of getting a picture of a dinosaur at the end, it’s just a message that says ‘Fuck you, the pancakes are nowhere.’
Karkat (The Other Side of the Heart)

connormathewsonart:

Ron Weasley.

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

erisolsprite:

happy birthday tumblr user solluxcaptor!! here is a very tiny wizard duel.

poidkea:

eridan is one surprise after another

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

Me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give
I have 99 problems and like 97 of them are all my fault.
Dr. Light, Act II (via incorrectprotomenquotes)
prince of hope: rise up
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